Cheesey Regurgitations

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Sat, 21 Jun 2008 16:12:50 BST

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Free PS3

Fri, 18 May 2007 14:26:46 BST

Found this site which gives you a free Ps3 in the UK if you have 15 friends that also sign up.

Have a look :-

http://shurl.org/free-PS3-Offer

Neils Holidays

Mon, 09 Apr 2007 21:15:29 BST

Joke

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 15:55:00 GMT

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

R.A.Hawkins Author to watch!!!

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 15:16:57 BST

Being into Fantasy I came across this excellent new author who is publishing her book on myspace. Got me hooked.. If you have a few minutes have a look yourself "Crown's Redoubt" at :-

http://myspace.com/rahawkins

Filthy Beans

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:58:53 BST

Filthy Beans.

Warning, offensive language. Only watch if you are not offended by swear words, lots of them..

Lets Boogie Indian Style

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:01:26 BST

Two Women in Heaven

Tue, 05 Sep 2006 13:12:45 BST

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

Rainbow

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 14:05:23 BST

Tesco Scam

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 14:35:52 BST

BE WARNED!

I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me,

as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Tesco in Milton Keynes and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot.

They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene,

with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,

they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday,

again on Saturday, and also yesterday.